If you’re in the mood to cheese someone up or just knead a little laugh, you’ve landed in the right place. Pizza isn’t just the ultimate comfort food—it’s a hot, saucy inspiration for some of the cheesiest jokes around. From crusty one-liners to pepperoni-packed puns, we’re serving up a piping-hot list of over 70 pizza jokes that’ll leave you rolling in the dough. So grab a slice, settle in, and prepare for a saucy good time. Whether you’re a mozzarella maniac or a deep-dish devotee, there’s something here that’ll have you giggling faster than you can say “extra cheese.”
Funny Pizza Jokes, Puns, One Liner and Instagram Caption
Funny Pizza Puns
- You can’t make everyone happy… you’re not pizza.
- I told my therapist I felt empty inside — turns out I just needed pizza.
- I’m in a committed relationship with pizza. It’s a deep dish situation.
- I left my last job because they didn’t respect my crust — I kneaded more pizza in my life.
- My spirit animal is a slice of pizza: warm, dramatic, and constantly being pulled apart.
- I don’t have abs — I have pizza protection layers.
- That awkward moment when your soulmate turns out to be a pizza.
- My fitness goals? Run… to the pizza place before it closes.
- I trust pizza more than most people. At least it shows up hot and ready.
- Life’s too short for bad vibes and cold pizza.
- I got ghosted last night… but it’s fine. I rebounded with a pizza.
- Some meditate. I cheese and reflect with a hot slice of pizza.
Funny Pizza Jokes
- What’s a pizza’s favorite type of movie? Slice-of-life comedies.
- Why did the pizza go to therapy? It had too many layers to unpack.
- What’s a pizza’s biggest fear? Being left on read-dy.
- How do pizzas flirt? With extra cheese and saucy winks.
- Why don’t pizzas get into politics? Too many crust issues.
- Why did the hipster stop eating pizza? It went mainstream.
- What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? “You complete me.”
- Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the emotional folding.
- What happens when you insult a pizza? It gets crusty.
- What’s a pizza’s favorite pickup line? “You wanna get sauced?”
- Why did the pizza apply for a loan? It kneaded dough.
- Why was the pizza always late? It couldn’t make a slice-on-time decision.
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Pizza Puns for Instagram
- In crust we trust 🍕✨
- You had me at extra cheese 🧀💘
- Serving hot slice energy 🔥🍕
- Pizzacally perfect 🧡🍕
- Cheesy, greasy, and living easy 🛋️🍕
- No drama, just more mozzarella 😌🧀
- Sauced up and unbothered 😎🍅
- Just doughing my best 🙃🍞
- A slice a day keeps the sad away 😄🍕
- Manifesting my pizza era 🌙🍕
- Bae-zza vibes only 💕🍕
- Pizza is my love language 💬🍕
Cliche pizza puns
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart… and most of my fries, too.
- Every time you ghost me, I order pizza. Coincidence? Or crust issues?
- Love is like pizza — hot, messy, and better after midnight.
- Slice, slice baby… until lactose intolerance kicks in.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza — and that’s dangerously close.
- Pizza: the only triangle I’ll commit to.
- You had me at pizza… then lost me at pineapple.
- Keep your friends close and your pizza closer. Especially during finals.
- Don’t go bacon my heart… unless you’re putting it on a pizza.
- All you knead is love… and maybe a large pizza with stuffed crust.
- Pizza is the answer. I forgot the question, but I’m pretty sure it involved cheese.
- Home is where the pizza delivery guy knows your name.
Short Pizza Puns
- Love at first bite: pizza.
- This outfit? Pizza grease couture.
- Will work for pizza slices.
- Trust me, I’m a pizzaologist.
- Holy crust, that’s good pizza!
- Let’s get sauced — with pizza.
- Crust me, I’m loyal.
- Dough or die trying.
- Catch flights, eat pizza.
- Pizza first, questions later.
- Living la pizza loca.
- Slice to meet you.
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One Liner Pizza Puns
- I told my diet I’d call it back — then pizza showed up.
- I meditate by staring into a pizza box and whispering “you complete me.”
- My relationship status? It’s complicated — me and pizza are on and off.
- I left my job to pursue my real passion: judging people who eat pizza with forks.
- Pizza night is sacred. Cross me, and I’ll crust you.
- I believe in carbs, chaos, and pizza supremacy.
- I asked my crush out with pizza — because rejection stings less with cheese.
- Some chase dreams. I chase the pizza guy.
- Pizza: because life is hard and salads are a scam.
- I don’t want a slice of success. I want the whole pizza.
- My blood type is marinara positive.
- My life’s a mess, but at least my pizza is in order.
Pizza Puns Funny Captions
- Cheesin’ real hard over this slice! 🧀🍕
- Slice, slice baby 🍕😎
- Cheesy, greasy, and feelin’ easy 😌🧀
- Just a girl standing in front of a pizza, asking it to love her 💁♀️🍕
- Love fades, but pizza is forever 💔🍕
- You had me at extra cheese 😍🧀
- If loving pizza is wrong, I don’t wanna be right 😈🍕
- Can’t adult today, I’m on a pizza break 🚫👩💼🍕
- Swipe right if you bring pizza 👉🍕
- Found my missing piece — it was pizza all along 🧩🍕
- Just a crusty soul with good taste 😏🍕
- Too glam to give a ham… unless it’s on pizza 💅🍖🍕
- One slice closer to inner peace 🧘♂️🍕
Conclusion
There you have it—more pizza puns than you can shake a breadstick at. Whether you’re planning a pun-packed pizza party or just looking for a quick laugh, these jokes deliver the flavor. Laughter and pizza? Honestly, that’s a combo that never goes out of style. So the next time someone asks for a joke, toss ‘em a slice of humor—because happiness is just one pun away from a full pie. The fun is just beginning at NetPuns—stick around!
Winston Zhang is the co-founder of Net Puns. With a deep love for language and creativity, Winston partnered with Angus Tucker to build a platform that spreads laughter through clever puns and wordplay.